I think my parents are hinting at some things tonight:
My mom comes home from Target and says "we got you a present". What does she get me? Earwax drops. Thanks, Mom. I'm glad when you think of me you think of my earwax.
My dad is at the counter reading the newspaper-
"Who graduated in 2004?"
Ash says "No one".
"Do you know Stacy Chapman"
"I think so"
"Come here and look at this picture" all the while building up anticipation...
She got married. We were expecting something else. Ashleigh thought she died.
Other than that I've been really sick. I have no idea why. Probably because all I did for the past week was eat. Around 4,000 calories a day. Yeah, I'm not even kidding.