I originally named my goldfish Phineas "Springin' a Leak" Turner but I have rechristened him Seymour Glass. I call him this because Seymour commits suicide in 1948 while he's on vacation in Florida with his wife. I don't say this to be depressing, but look how unhappy this little bugger is:
I'm not sure if this is irony or not, but Seymour used to be in a much smaller container, so it's kind of like as I changed his bowl from a teeny one to a huge one, he was able to see more glass. you know?